Amazing Kids! Magazine

L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Humor Column Editor, Tanmaya Murthy

Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!

Q: hen is a door sweet and tasty??
A: When it’s jammed!

Q: What do two oceans do when they meet?
A: They just wave.

Q: What did one ant say to the other ant?
A: Hello Antie!

Q: We celebrate father’s day, daughter’s day, and mother’s day but when do we celebrate son’s day?
A: Every week (Sunday). lol

Q: Why did Mowgli live with Baloo in the jungle?
A: Because he couldn’t bear living with humans!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there? Ketchup
Ketchup who??
Ketchup with you soon!

The following are submitted by Nupur Joshi, Age 13, India:

Max: Knock-knock
Jacob: Who’s there?
Max: Max
Jacob: Max who?
Max: Max no difference to you, just let me in!

Q: What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant.

Teacher to Sam: If you found $5 in one pocket and $10 in another, what would you have?
Sam: Someone else’s pants on!

The following are submitted Renee Elson, age 10, Canada:

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was just 200 points behind the leader and the host was just about to ask him the final question, worth 500 points!
“To be today’s champion,” the host explained, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.” The contestant was very relieved that he had drawn such an easy question. “Rudolph!” he said. “And Olive!” The audience started to clap (there was a little sign above their heads telling them to), but it soon faded into mumbling. The confused host replied, “Yes, we’ll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain Olive?” The man looked impatiently at the host and said, “You know: ‘Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names…”

Q: What stands in New York, holds a torch and sneezes a lot?
A: The Ah-Choo of liberty.

BRAIN BUSTERS!

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays for 3 days and then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
Answer: His horse’s name was Friday.

One comment

  1. Was thrilled to see the new version of the LOL column. Amazing work by Tanmaya Murthy
    -Nupur