Amazing Kids! Magazine

L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Humor Column Editor, Tanmaya Murthy


Q:  Why did the boy like to stay in the nearby cave rather than his house?

A:  Because his name was Kevin (Cave-in)!

Q:  Why was the tree down the lane very strange?

A:   It was a Miss Tree (mystery)

Q:  Why did the Doe love her son the most?

A:  Because it was very deer to her.

Q:  Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

A:  To have a chocolate filling.

Q:  What did the dog say when he saw another animal?

A:  Hey rub-it! (rabbit)

Q:  How could the girl prepare the lemonade so fast?

A:  Because she had quick-lime!

Q:  Why did the witch leave fortune telling?

A:  Because there was no future in it!

Submitted by Simran Sharma, Age 14, India.

Q:  Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

A:  In the Piano

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

by Tanmaya Murthy

Knock-Knock!

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Door is locked that’s why I am knocking.

FUNNY FACTS

  • A crocodile always grows its teeth back to replace the old ones.
  • Starfish don’t have brains.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
  • A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
  • A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

Additional Funny Facts submitted by “The D.A.”:

  • Penguins can jump about 6 feet in the air to move more quickly or cross steep or rocky land
  • Bats have no “special food”.  Bats eat all types of food. They are not limited to a “certain food”!
  • “Moo-moo” is not the universal cow language?  Pigs, in Japan, say “Moo-moo!” too”!
  • The lion does not really have to be the king of the jungle?  In a battle between a lion and a polar bear, a polar bear is more likely to win! “No more ROAR, ROAR!”
  • The Hippotomaus has pink sweat.  Yes, this is true! It protects its skin!