By Humor Column Editor, Tanmaya Murthy
Q: Why did the boy like to stay in the nearby cave rather than his house?
A: Because his name was Kevin (Cave-in)!
Q: Why was the tree down the lane very strange?
A: It was a Miss Tree (mystery)
Q: Why did the Doe love her son the most?
A: Because it was very deer to her.
Q: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
A: To have a chocolate filling.
Q: What did the dog say when he saw another animal?
A: Hey rub-it! (rabbit)
Q: How could the girl prepare the lemonade so fast?
A: Because she had quick-lime!
Q: Why did the witch leave fortune telling?
A: Because there was no future in it!
Submitted by Simran Sharma, Age 14, India.
Q: Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
A: In the Piano
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
by Tanmaya Murthy
Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Door is locked that’s why I am knocking.
FUNNY FACTS
- A crocodile always grows its teeth back to replace the old ones.
- Starfish don’t have brains.
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
- A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
- A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
Additional Funny Facts submitted by “The D.A.”:
- Penguins can jump about 6 feet in the air to move more quickly or cross steep or rocky land
- Bats have no “special food”. Bats eat all types of food. They are not limited to a “certain food”!
- “Moo-moo” is not the universal cow language? Pigs, in Japan, say “Moo-moo!” too”!
- The lion does not really have to be the king of the jungle? In a battle between a lion and a polar bear, a polar bear is more likely to win! “No more ROAR, ROAR!”
- The Hippotomaus has pink sweat. Yes, this is true! It protects its skin!
