Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your April L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What kind of musical instrument is found in a bathroom?
A. A tuba toothpaste!

Q. Why do cowboys ride horses?
A. Because they’re too heavy to carry!

Q. What sound do porcupines make when hugging?
A. “Ouch!”

Q. How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
A. You take away his credit card!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask; it’s a secret.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?

One-liners

Don’t follow in my footsteps. I often walk into walls.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure…