By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor
Q & A’s
Q. Where should a 500-pound alien go?
A. On a diet!
Q. Why do bananas need sunscreen?
A. Because they might peel!
Q. What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A. Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Q. Which hand do you write with?
A. Neither. You write with a pen!
Q. What did one elevator say to another?
A. “I think I’m coming down with something!”
Knock-Knock Jokes!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
……..
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock!
