Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your April L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. Where should a 500-pound alien go?
A. On a diet!

Q. Why do bananas need sunscreen?
A. Because they might peel!

Q. What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A. Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Q. Which hand do you write with?
A. Neither. You write with a pen!

Q. What did one elevator say to another?
A. “I think I’m coming down with something!”

Knock-Knock Jokes!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
……..

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock!

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