Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your December L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What’s smarter than a talking parrot?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. Where do hamburgers go to dance?
A. The meat ball!

Q. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A. It needed a root canal!

Q. Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A. He had heard that someone had stolen a base!

Knock-Knock Jokes!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah better way to get you to open the door?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Just Sadie.
Just Sadie who?
Just Sadie word, and I’ll leave!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey is broken; let me in!

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