Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your December L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
A. Your head hits the ceiling!

Q. How do you keep a rhino from charging?
A. You take away its credit card!

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A. Frostbite!

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck!

Q. Why do bees always have sticky hair?
A. They only use honey combs!

Knock-Knock! Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten my keys!

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