Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your December L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column) – Ocean Jokin’

By Ryan Traynor, Editor-in-Chief

 

Q & A’s

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.

Q: What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
A: It sinks to the bottom.

Q: What did one wave say to the other wave?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: What puts the white lines on the ocean?
A: An ocean liner.

Q: What did Cinderella wear when she went into the ocean?
A: Glass flippers!

Q: How do oysters call their friends?
A: On shell phones.

Q: What’s the most musical part of a fish?
A: Its scales!

Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank

Q: Which fish is the most famous?
A: The starfish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and Ships.

Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: With ten tickles.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Quiet
Quiet who?
Quiet a long ride to the ocean.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!