By Ryan Traynor, Editor-in-Chief
Q & A’s
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.
Q: What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
A: It sinks to the bottom.
Q: What did one wave say to the other wave?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: What puts the white lines on the ocean?
A: An ocean liner.
Q: What did Cinderella wear when she went into the ocean?
A: Glass flippers!
Q: How do oysters call their friends?
A: On shell phones.
Q: What’s the most musical part of a fish?
A: Its scales!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank
Q: Which fish is the most famous?
A: The starfish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and Ships.
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: With ten tickles.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Quiet
Quiet who?
Quiet a long ride to the ocean.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
