Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your February L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Ryan Traynor, Assistant Editor


Q & A’s

Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.

Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because he lost his filling.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat breakfast?

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crummy!

Q: What do you feed teddy bears?
A: Stuffing!

Q: What are two banana peels called together?
A: A pair of slippers!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: Blue berry!

Q: How to fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: Which vegetable plays a sport?
A: Squash.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite food?
A: A neck-tarine.

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they’d crack each other up!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive here (I live here)

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It’s cold outside!