Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your February L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Ryan Traynor, Assistant Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.

Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because he lost his filling.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat breakfast?
A: At IHOP

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crummy!

Q: What do you feed teddy bears?
A: Stuffing!

Q: What are two banana peels called together?
A: A pair of slippers!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: Blue berry!

Q: How to fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: Which vegetable plays a sport?
A: Squash.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite food?
A: A neck-tarine.

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they’d crack each other up!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive here (I live here)

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It’s cold outside!