Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your February L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
A: He was just a little hoarse!

Q: Which type of flower is the most talkative?
A: Tulips, of course; they have two lips!

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the crowded road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milk shake!

Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore’s stuck, it won’t open!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke.

One-Liners

Whoever said “nothing is impossible” clearly never tried slamming a revolving door.

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.