By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor
Q & A’s
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
A: He was just a little hoarse!
Q: Which type of flower is the most talkative?
A: Tulips, of course; they have two lips!
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the crowded road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milk shake!
Knock, Knock Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore’s stuck, it won’t open!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke.
One-Liners
Whoever said “nothing is impossible” clearly never tried slamming a revolving door.
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
