Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your March L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor


Q & A’s

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can’t tuna fish!

Q: What’s the biggest building in the world?
A: A library! It has more stories than any other building.

Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes who?
Dishes me! Who are you?

Knock, knock!
Doris who?
Doris locked. That’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!


I was visiting a friend who couldn’t find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter said, “You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?