Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your March L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can’t tuna fish!

Q: What’s the biggest building in the world?
A: A library! It has more stories than any other building.

Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me! Who are you?

Knock, knock!
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. That’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!

One-Liners

I was visiting a friend who couldn’t find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter said, “You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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