By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor
Q & A’s
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. You hang around; I’ll go ahead.
Q. What do you call two guys hanging on a window?
A. Kurt and Rod.
Q. Why is it always so windy in a sports stadium?
A. There are so many fans!
Q. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
A. They always squeal.
Q. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A. They’re too big to iron!
Iva sore hand from knocking!
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Stopwatch you’re doing, and open this door!