Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your February L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor


Q & A’s

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. You hang around; I’ll go ahead.

Q. What do you call two guys hanging on a window?
A. Kurt and Rod.

Q. Why is it always so windy in a sports stadium?
A. There are so many fans!

Q. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
A. They always squeal.

Q. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A. They’re too big to iron!

Knock-Knock Jokes!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing, and open this door!