Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your July/August L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. You can just hang around, I’ll go ahead!

Q. What time is best to go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!

Q. What bait do you use to catch a whole school of fish?
A. Bookworms!

Q. Why did the orange juice factory worker get fired?
A. Lack of concentration!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked, I can’t come in!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Costas.
Costas who?
It costas a fortune to get here!

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