Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your June L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a computer?
A. Lots of memory!

Q. How do soccer players keep cool?
A. They stay close to their fans.

Q. How do you catch fog?
A. You can’t. Every time I tried I mist!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
You’d cheddar let me in before I freeze.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Short Stories

Two cockroaches, Tom and Oscar, were hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.

“Hey Tom,” said Oscar, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was. I could practically see my reflection in the shiny waxed floor.”

“Oscar!” hollered Tom, spitting the food out of his mouth, “Please, not while I am eating!”

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