Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your March L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Tanmaya Murthy, Humor Column Editor

 

Humorous Conversation

A teacher was teaching proverbs to a class…

Teacher: “Laughter is the best medicine”…this is a very famous saying. Did you all know this?

Students (In chorus): No Ma’am.

Teacher: Good, so now you all know.

The next day, the teacher while climbing the school stairs, slipped, twisted her ankle and fell down with a groan of pain. Seeing this, all her students started laughing. The teacher stared at them with anger and replied…

Teacher: You cheeky little monkeys! How can you laugh at your teacher when she is in pain?

Students: But Ma’am this is to cure your pain! And we suggest you to laugh too…

Teacher: What do you mean?

Students: You had only taught us yesterday that “Laughter is the best medicine!” 😛

Q & A’s

Q: What did one flower say to the other?

A: Hey, Bud!

 

Q:  Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because her students were very bright!

 

Q: Why was the math book upset?

A: Because it had many problems!

 

Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite desert?

A: Pi(e)!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya please open the door?

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch!