Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your March L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor


Q & A’s

Q. What do you call two pennies on the police force?
A. Coppers!
Submitted by Jamila Jackson

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. How much do dead batteries cost?
A. Nothing—they’re free of charge!

Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it’s ajar!

Q. How does NASA organize a party?
A. They planet!

Knock-Knock Jokes!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Noah who?
Noah any ways to open this door?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Il who?
Il give you a pie if you let me in!