By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor
Q & A’s
Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A flat minor!
Q. Why did the pirate buy a Pavarotti album?
A. He loved the high C’s!
Q. Why was the musician arrested?
A. He was in treble.
Q. What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A. About three decibels.
Q. How many 2nd violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they can’t get up that high!
“Knock Knock!”
Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Brittany Spears.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Oops, I did it again!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Why?
Why who?
WHY-M-C-A!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume! This is my favorite song!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t’t know you could yodel!
Story Jokes
Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar.
“Sorry,” the barman said. “We don’t serve minors.”
The piano player that doesn’t want to practice:
I haven’t had time to practice. The piano needs tuning. I forgot my glasses. This piano feels so different. The page turn messed me up. It sounded better at home. The bench is too low. I practiced it faster. A key is stick didn’t know we were repeating. I’ve never played this before. The action is too stiff. The action is too loose. The pedal stuck. I don’t like this piece anyway.
This is very funny