Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your March L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column) – Movin’ to the Beat!

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor


Q & A’s

Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A flat minor!

Q. Why did the pirate buy a Pavarotti album?
A. He loved the high C’s!

Q. Why was the musician arrested?
A. He was in treble.

Q. What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A. About three decibels.

Q. How many 2nd violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they can’t get up that high!

“Knock Knock!”

Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Brittany Spears.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Oops, I did it again!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Why who?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume! This is my favorite song!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t’t know you could yodel!

Story Jokes

Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar.
“Sorry,” the barman said. “We don’t serve minors.”

The piano player that doesn’t want to practice:
I haven’t had time to practice. The piano needs tuning. I forgot my glasses. This piano feels so different. The page turn messed me up. It sounded better at home. The bench is too low. I practiced it faster. A key is stick didn’t know we were repeating. I’ve never played this before. The action is too stiff. The action is too loose. The pedal stuck. I don’t like this piece anyway.

One comment

  1. Jalynne /

    This is very funny