Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your March L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column) – Movin’ to the Beat!

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A flat minor!

Q. Why did the pirate buy a Pavarotti album?
A. He loved the high C’s!

Q. Why was the musician arrested?
A. He was in treble.

Q. What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A. About three decibels.

Q. How many 2nd violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they can’t get up that high!

“Knock Knock!”

Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Brittany Spears.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Oops, I did it again!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Why?
Why who?
WHY-M-C-A!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume! This is my favorite song!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t’t know you could yodel!

Story Jokes

Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar.
“Sorry,” the barman said. “We don’t serve minors.”

The piano player that doesn’t want to practice:
I haven’t had time to practice. The piano needs tuning. I forgot my glasses. This piano feels so different. The page turn messed me up. It sounded better at home. The bench is too low. I practiced it faster. A key is stick didn’t know we were repeating. I’ve never played this before. The action is too stiff. The action is too loose. The pedal stuck. I don’t like this piece anyway.

One comment

  1. Jalynne /

    This is very funny