By Humor Column Editor, Tanmaya Murthy
Humorous Conversations
A child asks his father some money for chocolates
Son: Dad! I want some money for candies!
Dad: You had a handful of them yesterday son!
Son: But……
Dad: Don’t you understand! You need to value money! Money doesn’t grow on trees
Son: But it does grow on plants
Dad: Don’t be foolish! It doesn’t grow on either! Why do you think so?
Son: You only told me that we have lots of money plants in our garden! 😛
A race was there between tortoise and hare….but this time the hare won….
Tortoise: I didn’t expect this!
Hare: Do you consider me a fool? My grandfather had already warned me not to commit the mistake he did! 😛
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W.H.O
Amazing Facts
- To grow a pound of wood, a tree uses 1.47 pounds of carbon dioxide and gives off 1.07 pounds of oxygen
- Giant bamboo plants can grow up to 9 inches a day.
- 1 out of 4 ingredients in our medicine is from rainforest plants.
- A rain drop takes about 10 minutes to reach the ground, as the canopy layer of the rainforest is densely packed.
