Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your May L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Humor Column Editor, Tanmaya Murthy

 

Humorous Conversations

A child asks his father some money for chocolates
Son: Dad! I want some money for candies!
Dad: You had a handful of them yesterday son!
Son: But……
Dad: Don’t you understand! You need to value money! Money doesn’t grow on trees
Son: But it does grow on plants
Dad: Don’t be foolish! It doesn’t grow on either! Why do you think so?
Son: You only told me that we have lots of money plants in our garden! 😛

 

A race was there between tortoise and hare….but this time the hare won….
Tortoise: I didn’t expect this!
Hare: Do you consider me a fool? My grandfather had already warned me not to commit the mistake he did! 😛

 

Knock-Knock Joke

Knock-Knock!

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who?

W.H.O

 

Amazing Facts

  1. To grow a pound of wood, a tree uses 1.47 pounds of carbon dioxide and gives off 1.07 pounds of oxygen
  2. Giant bamboo plants can grow up to 9 inches a day.
  3. 1 out of 4 ingredients in our medicine is from rainforest plants.
  4. A rain drop takes about 10 minutes to reach the ground, as the canopy layer of the rainforest is densely packed.