By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor
Q & A’s
Q: What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
Q: How are compliments like a plateau?
A: They’re both the highest forms of flattery!
Q: How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: A Brazillion!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Joe: “I have a great knock, knock joke, but I need you to get me started.”
Bob: “Okay. Knock Knock.”
Joe: “Who’s there?”
A confused silence follows.
Funny Stories or One-lined Jokes
Red Book: “Hey, you look thinner!”
Green Book: “Thanks. I just had my appendix removed!”
Whoever invented knock, knock jokes should get a no bell prize!
Sometimes when people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath as long as they do to see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.
I know 10 things about you:
- You’re reading this.
- You are human.
- You cannot say the letter “P” without touching your lips together.
- You just tried it.
- You are smiling.
- You didn’t realize that I skipped number 4.
- You just checked to see if there was a number 4.
- You are thinking that everyone who reads this does that.
- You realize that I actually only said 9 things that I know about you.
