Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your May L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q: What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

Q: How are compliments like a plateau?
A: They’re both the highest forms of flattery!

Q: How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: A Brazillion!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Joe: “I have a great knock, knock joke, but I need you to get me started.”
Bob: “Okay. Knock Knock.”
Joe: “Who’s there?”
A confused silence follows.

Funny Stories or One-lined Jokes

Red Book: “Hey, you look thinner!”

Green Book: “Thanks. I just had my appendix removed!”

Whoever invented knock, knock jokes should get a no bell prize!

Sometimes when people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath as long as they do to see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

I know 10 things about you:

  1. You’re reading this.
  2. You are human.
  3. You cannot say the letter “P” without touching your lips together.
  4. You just tried it.
  5. You are smiling.
  6. You didn’t realize that I skipped number 4.
  7. You just checked to see if there was a number 4.
  8. You are thinking that everyone who reads this does that.
  9. You realize that I actually only said 9 things that I know about you.