Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your May L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What is the stickiest object in the world?
A. A stick!

Q. What event does the banana perform in gymnastics?
A. The banana split!
Submitted by Nicholas Hoppel, age 10, Ohio

Q. What did the roof say to the wall?
A. Ceiling you later!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. It just wanted some exercise!
Submitted by Mikey Druschel, age 9, Ohio

Knock-Knock Jokes!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you please let us in?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the grocery store?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. We just moved in!

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