Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your November L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What happened when nineteen and twenty got into a fight?
A. Twenty one.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef!

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel!

Q. How can the Mississippi River see so well?
A. It has four I’s!

Q. How can you plan a space party on time?
A. You planet early!

Q. What did Tennessee?
A. The same thing Arkansas.

Q. Why did the soda can crusher quit his job?
A. Because it was soda pressing!

Q. Why did the man start liking his facial hair?
A. I don’t know, it just grew on him!

Knock, Knock!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda come hang out?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Well, I’m excited to see you too!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I’m Robin.
I’m Robin who?
I’m Robin this place! Give me your cash

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