Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your November L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?
A. The twist!

Q. Which hand is better to write with?
A. Neither, you should write with a pen!

Q. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher will tell you to spit your gum out, but the train says, “Chew, chew, chew!”

Q. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A. He was sitting on the deck!

Knock-Knock Jokes!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theadore is never open!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!

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