Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your October L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Ryan Traynor, Editor-in-Chief

 

Q & A’s

Q. What do you get when alien teenagers invade shopping malls on Earth?
A. Clothes encounters of the third kind!

Q. Did you hear the one about the vampire?
A. It was a vein attempt at humor.

Q. What type of TV do you find in a haunted house?
A. A big scream TV!

Q. What do you say to an angry monster?
A. No need to bite my head off!

Q. How did the ghost fix the hole in his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch!

Q. Why was everyone worried about the small bucket?
A. It was a little pail.

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They’re good at keeping things under wraps.

Q. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A. Boo boos.

Knock, Knock

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Xena.
Xena who?
Xena good movie lately?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Po-lice open the door!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Coma.
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I’ll give you a drink.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking me that again. I just told you!