Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your October L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor


Q & A’s

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch & dinner.

Q. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet.

Knock, Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Oh never mind, it’s pointless.

Short Story or One Liner

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I didn’t want to believe that my dad was stealing at his job as a road worker, but when I got home, all of the signs were there.