Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your October L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta!

Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. It was framed!

Q. Why did the computer have to visit the doctor?
A. It caught a virus!

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer!

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. They just Arrrrr!

Q. What do you call someone who’s afraid of Santa?
A. A Claus-trophobic!

Q. What do computers snack on?
A. Micro chips. They eat them with megabytes.

Q. Why don’t cats like trees?
A. They can’t stand the bark. (The bark is worse than the height!)

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No-eye-deer.

Q. I have 3 heads, 5 legs, 7 arms and 444 fingers. What am I?
A. A liar.

Q. How do you know when a restaurant’s chef is a clown?
A. When the food tastes funny.

Q. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A. Idaho… Alaska!

Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A. Never mind, that’s irrelephant.

Q. What do lawyers wear to work?
A. Lawsuits!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it’s overflowing!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

Riddles

What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed.

What begins with T, ends with T and has T inside of it?
A teapot.

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