Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your September L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Column Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet!

Q. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A. To go with the traffic jam!

Q. A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A. His horse was named Friday!

Knock Knock

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking, let me in!

Story Jokes

Once, a man saw a snail eating one of his plants out the window. He picked up the snail and threw it as hard as he could. Ten years later, he heard a knock on his door. He opened it to find a very cross snail. “Hey! What did you do that for?” said the snail.

A man once had a pet centipede. He had just seen the mailman come by, so he said to his centipede, “Go get the paper please, and make it quick.” A half hour later, the man went outside to see his centipede pulling the paper across the yard. “What took so long?” he asked the centipede. “Sorry,” it answered. “I had to put on all of my shoes!”