By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor
Q & A’s
Q. What do computers snack on?
A. Micro chips. They eat them with megabytes.
Q. Why don’t cats like trees?
A. They can’t stand the bark. (The bark is worse than the height!)
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Q. I have 3 heads, 5 legs, 7 arms and 444 fingers. What am I?
A. A liar.
Q. How do you know when a restaurant’s chef is a clown?
A. When the food tastes funny.
Q. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A. Idaho… Alaska!
Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A. Never mind, that’s irrelephant.
Q. What do lawyers wear to work?
Knock Knock Jokes
Yukon say that again!
Cher would be nice if you could open the door.
Doorbell repair man.
Did you ever notice that “seven” has the word “even” in it? That’s odd.
I find whiteboards to be absolutely fascinating. They’re remarkable.
Never light you friends on fire from the back, even as a prank. It always back fires.
Curiosity killed the cat. But why was the cat on Mars? (Curiosity is a robotic rover exploring Gale Crater on Mars as part of NASA’s Mars Science Laboratory mission.)