Amazing Kids! Magazine

Your September L.O.L. (Laugh Out Loud! Humor Column)

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

 

Q & A’s

Q. Why are artists always cold?
A. They’re constantly surrounded by drafts!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. He wasn’t peeling well!

Q. Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A. The baa baa shop!

Q. What does a nosy pepper do?
A. It gets jalapeno business!

Knock-Knock Jokes!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Log.
Log who?
Log the door behind me, please.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue already knocked on this door?

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