By Cassius Kapfer, age 17, Missouri

Here I sit behind a cloth shade,
Atop my metal pedestal.
Everyone needs me,
I make the world easier to see!

By Mahika Kapoor, Age 7, Virginia

Q. What do ghosts like to eat with their pumpkin pie?
A. I-SCREAM!

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

Q. What do you can a sleeping dinosaur?
A. A dino-snore!

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

Q. What do you call a sleepy bull?
A. A bulldozer!

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

Q. Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?
A. Because he had little patients!

By Brandon Kuske, LOL Editor

Q. What do you call a funny mountain?
A. Hill-arious!